Idiotic Theft Part 1

Now this anecdote is a tale of stupidity, friendship and a damn good night. It begins on the day of Miss Holly Bruce's 18th birthday. To give you a quick background on Holly, i will say, she was at the time and still is dating a friend of mine, and that is all you need to know except that at the time of this story she lived in Birmingham.

Okay onwards with the adventure now this time my two companions  were Henry (often referred to as Leroy) and Toby. We were a Trio of crime, we would often go on stealing trips and come back with plenty of shoplifted goods, generally consisting of clothes, necklaces, Hair wax etc and assortments of alcohol.
Now this day was one of the days were went too far.
The day in question being a Friday meant i got off early and would meet Toby at Leatherhead station at 1:30 because i would skip last lesson but still go to tutor, doesn't make much sense i know but so what, who cares. Anyway  in true Friday fun fashion we had bought a crate of 24 Stella Artois cans. these were also the Ketamine days but on this occasion we decided not to purchase any. So after meeting with Toby we got a train to Ewell west., we go here so we could get the two pound child travel cards. However before we got there we ran into an old acquaintance going by the name of Libby Morris.
She so happened to be going to Kensington, to go to her art college. the reason we were going there was for the simple reason that, Kensington so happens to have the most expensive shops with the least amount of security.
So when we decided to go with Libby we got off at Wimbledon to hop on the very time consuming district line because it so happens to stop at Kensington. During this journey me and Toby turn to our crate of Stellas, mainly because of lack of conversation.  although not the only reason it gave us more confidence to get in the mood of being untouchable from the evil security guards and other such employees that would attempt to catch us if caught.on camera. The best escape method is run or well no running is good.