imagine if

everyone in the world was invisible so you never saw anyone you just felt their presence or heard them.

Imagine If...

we were all stick men and women. there would be no point in health care, but we would all look the same.

Moon Ring Part 3

“I guess i might as well just go to that Tesco on the corner, any preference to what wine you want?"

Keeping with her not impressed attitude she says "red, white I don't care as long as its drinkable"

"Wonderful, wait here ill be back in no time at all" and with that he runs across road, ignoring the busy evening traffic. Once inside the tesco he browses the shelves for where the alcohol is kept. He must not ask because that brings attention to his search and to him. He goes to the back of the shop with quick glances to the security guard at the front of the shop helping out a costumer with her bags. He grabs a bottle of red one that has a price of just over five pounds thinking that it can’t be awful. So stuffing it in the rip of his jacket he walks out as if he is disinterested with what the shop has to offer. 

She watches the door of the shop waiting for him to come out. When he finally does his facial expressions seems to show that he was unsuccessful with his mission. But then he gives an ear to ear smile when he is running towards her. She feels oddly relived that he wasn't caught, she pushes it to the back of her mind, and just as he takes out the bottle of red he had hiding in the rip of his jacket.

"Is this good enough for you?"

"I have no idea yet, but let me try it and I will tell you whether you should go get another or not." she unscrews the cap and sips takes a considerable amount in the first mouthful, swallows it and says" I guess it will have to do, so where are we going?"   

grinning with red teeth and lips from the wine he says "well lets get going then." and runs to hail a taxi  he leans over the open window to tell the taxi driver the location, but the traffic is too loud and she misses what he says.

"I thought you said you didn't have any money?"  She says with a suspicious tone.

He simply replies "I lied”.

Idiotic Theft Part 1

Now this anecdote is a tale of stupidity, friendship and a damn good night. It begins on the day of Miss Holly Bruce's 18th birthday. To give you a quick background on Holly, i will say, she was at the time and still is dating a friend of mine, and that is all you need to know except that at the time of this story she lived in Birmingham.

Okay onwards with the adventure now this time my two companions  were Henry (often referred to as Leroy) and Toby. We were a Trio of crime, we would often go on stealing trips and come back with plenty of shoplifted goods, generally consisting of clothes, necklaces, Hair wax etc and assortments of alcohol.
Now this day was one of the days were went too far.
The day in question being a Friday meant i got off early and would meet Toby at Leatherhead station at 1:30 because i would skip last lesson but still go to tutor, doesn't make much sense i know but so what, who cares. Anyway  in true Friday fun fashion we had bought a crate of 24 Stella Artois cans. these were also the Ketamine days but on this occasion we decided not to purchase any. So after meeting with Toby we got a train to Ewell west., we go here so we could get the two pound child travel cards. However before we got there we ran into an old acquaintance going by the name of Libby Morris.
She so happened to be going to Kensington, to go to her art college. the reason we were going there was for the simple reason that, Kensington so happens to have the most expensive shops with the least amount of security.
So when we decided to go with Libby we got off at Wimbledon to hop on the very time consuming district line because it so happens to stop at Kensington. During this journey me and Toby turn to our crate of Stellas, mainly because of lack of conversation.  although not the only reason it gave us more confidence to get in the mood of being untouchable from the evil security guards and other such employees that would attempt to catch us if caught.on camera. The best escape method is run or well no running is good.

imagine If...

imagine if the world was turned inside out and the idea of space adventure was more ludicrous than a blue moon.