Monday, 7 February 2011

Idiotic Theft Part 2

So the odd crew of bandits proceeds to Kensington.We exit the tube facilities and carry on this part of the journey with dear Libby. we approach her school which turns out to be pretty much a house, but a nice one at that. the group of people outside are so trying to push the boundary of looking odd that collectively they look normal.  i ask one of them for cigarette but it would seem that like a lot of people who smoke when someone asks, myself included that his is the last one. well we decided to see what this mysterious house school is like and well it wasn't really mysterious it was like a school just bloody small. It had many floors, and no one cared that we were there until we both used the toilet so after that we said our farewell and left Libby to the grips of education.  So to ignore the constant niggling of wanting a cigarette we carried on with drinking more of the stellas. It was custom of us at the time to document these adventures with disposables from boots. so with our cans of confidence working their magic on our nerves we acquired 3 cameras, some much needed hair gel and to finish some hair spray.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=176696985073&set=a.167573895073.247022.556775073&theater
This link goes to an album of the evening and day of this certain story. the scars on my body go to tell another story that if i can remember i will undoubtedly tell.

Anyway enough of that link nonsense. So we start by taking a few photos and by making out hair look as menacing as possible. then I go and get some well deserved Marlboro reds, a lighter and stupidly another can of beer. Even though that is pretty much what our bags are mainly holding. After these things are done we go to the high end shops. now we had heard that in a few of them there are no security tags such as Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger. So we head to these shops. Ralf Lauren is first and we have our parts already set  up. We both go in and i look around for a bit, browsing and considering certain items. then I ask a question to things i already know like, Where are the jeans? or sunglasses? then when finding whatever i have asked to try on i go to the changing rooms and fuss over them ask Toby what he thinks and what the sales assistant thinks this distracts them enough so Toby can get what he likes. Now you are probably thinking that this is the idiotic theft but you would be wrong there no that comes a little later and henry is with us on that one. after finally deciding that i don't want them i put them back and with that we leave the shop.
I find out after Tobys laughing of how easy it was that he got a delightful pair of sunglasses worth 150 pounds. The prices we remembered because it was a constant competition between us  and to try and beat the last trip out.
The next part is when we meet henry because at this moment is when he called us to tell us to meet him in Oxford street this is where the idiocy begins.




   

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