Idiotic Theft Part 4

Picking up from where we left off on this doomed mission of theft. The two security guards proceeded to escort me to the back of the shop. during this they told me that my friend had been caught shoplifting, They were also aware that i had uprooted some items from there places of origin.

Now for those who do not know there is in fact cells in the downstairs of topshop.

That is where i was taken.

As i came down i saw Toby in one looking slightly peeved. I was pretty worried because on previous experiences of being caught shop lifting, there was definitely no cells involved.

They took me to a separate cell and told me to wait. 

After a while one of the security guards asked me if i had anything.

so i informed him that it was all in my bag but decided not too tell him what in case he would not notice something. This was just idiotic. 

Because for one thing its their job and another it just pisses them off.

Anyway they told Toby and I that everything we stole we would have to pay for.

My total came to about 65. Toby's came to more like 80.

This is when we started to panic because well we didn't have that money.

The next thing they told us what that if we didn't pay for it within an hour they would call the police and we would be in real shit.

All i'm gonna say about how i got the money is that i had to lie a lot. 

Toby burrowed some off henry. 

However henry's facial  expression when he came down stairs and saw me and toby in separate cells underneath topshop, was pure brilliance. 

The next part is how we managed to get to Birmingham, what happened there and the odd flat we stayed in.

imagine if

there was a constant worry that you would become too chilled out, that you would turn to ice.